"A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now? Why am I soft in the middle? 
The rest of my life is so hard. 
I need a photo opportunity. 
I want a shot at redemption. 
Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard." - Paul Simon

Friday, December 3, 2010

The 15 Best Christmas Presents for Obama's Dog

15. Susan Boyle’s Christmas album
14. Bidet
13. Shake Weight
12. Angry Birds
11. A Chia pet
10. Marley and Me on Blue Ray
9. A dinosaur bone
8. The United States Postal Service
7. Gold Teeth
6. High Ball glasses
5. Death
4. A Russian bride 
3. A movie deal - Beverly Hills Portuguese Water Dog
2. Tea lights 
1. A blow job 
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